So long, and thanks for the fish.

February 20th, 2008

Dear Readers,

It’s time to say goodbye. Kango.com has come to its senses in deciding that bloggers in China really can’t blog much about United States travel-related topics because, well, they’re in China and it doesn’t make much sense to pay for content that has little direct relation to their U.S.-centric travel information aggregating semantic-search startup. You may be wondering why they ever sponsored content that had nothing to do with U.S. travel in the first place…and you’ll just have to keep wondering because I don’t really know the answer.

TripDingo.com, under me, your kangaroo and wallaby loving Dingo (cute but unoriginal yet domain-matching pseudonym that it is) focused largely on a random variety of issues, events, and experiences in and around Shanghai and China as a whole. This Friday will be the last day in which we will be paid for our content and then I’m outta here like Rhett Butler (wait, does that make Kango Scarlett O’Hara?). Naturally, I have no idea nor control over what Kango will do with this web-property and the existing content once I’m gone…but I thank all of my readers for their eyeballs and their contributions in the very brief stint I was manning the helm.

For those who are still keen on reading random commentary about China, the blogroll to the right has a few of my favorite links to some great blogs I follow daily. Danwei updates the most, but I find Imagethief to be particularly amusing to read. Of course, there’s always Elliot Ng and Min Guo’s aspiring CNreviews as well. Without my own little soapbox to stand on, I’ll probably increasingly comment (maybe even troll…just kidding…maybe) these other excellent blogs until and maybe, on a lark, one of them will consider me amusing enough to allow some guest-blogging (more fearsome things have happened before). Look for “Kai.”

I imagine TripDingo.com will be recycled or even reinvented by Kango to make a lot more sense to them and I’m sure they’ll find a great blogger to love wallabies and kangaroos as much as I do. I wish that individual or group of individuals the best of luck. Despite still being “almost alpha” with a private developing beta, Kango.com will be a great place for families, retirees, smitten mature couples, and other wholesome individuals to find the right destination or activity for them by bringing together the opinions, reviews, and experiences of everyone before them from all-around the web. If there’s one place to start scratching your itch to go somewhere while having as much information as you can at your fingertips, it’ll be Kango.com. For now, it’s just the United States. In the future, you can bet they’ll try conquering covering the world.

Hey, it’s what I’d do.

Cheers.

Chinese Spies in the Land of the Free

February 12th, 2008

Just caught this on CNN as I’m going to bed (to recover from CNY) and decided to throw it up first. I’ll edit in my comments later.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — A U.S. Defense Department civilian employee has been indicted on espionage-related charges involving efforts to provide secret military technology to China, officials close to the case said.

Chinese citizens, some of whom hold U.S. green cards, also are to be charged in federal court in Los Angeles, California, the sources said. The Associated Press reported that at least four Chinese citizens were named in the indictments.

According to the AP, the five are to be charged with illegally smuggling out information from places such as research facilities, labs or universities that had access to the secret material.  …more.

Sidenote: Interestingly, my internet cut out moments after searching for “Wen Ho Lee” and “Chinese spy acquited.” GFW filters maybe? Maybe.

Edit: So…I’m finally getting around to adding my comments here. By the way, the article linked to above has been updated over time.

My first reaction was to think of Wen Ho Lee, the Taiwan-born Las Alamos National Labs scientist that the United States government (and media) persecuted for accused of spying for China back around the turn of the millenium. This time, however, they were smart enough to put a white guy at the forefront and keep the Chinese people slightly more on the periphery. That’s definitely one way to lower the risk of this immediately being labeled as racial profiling.

My second reaction was to remark at how awfully cynical and skeptical I am when it comes to what the United States government says or does. Michael Moore would be proud. Do I believe spying, espionage, and treason happens? Most certainly. In the United States? Of course? By the United States? You can be sure of it.

Do I think this news comes at an awfully convenient time? Maybe.

On one hand, news like this certainly feeds into the growing anxieties American’s have against China. With rising trade imbalances, an economy sliding into possible recession, and a government that just isn’t that popular, it would be nice to shift attention towards that largely mysterious (to most Americans) pseudo-communist country far far away. I mean, hell, with all the recent hard-to-forget news about tainted pet food, poisonous toothpaste, and toys with lead, why not throw some Chinese spies in for good measure?  

On the other hand, it isn’t entirely implausible.

I mean, if I was China, I’d definitely have some “assets” in that hegemonic monster of a country known as the United States of Fucking America (yeah!). There’d be plenty of awesome “super-power” secrets for me to find that would invariably help my own efforts towards climbing the world ladder…like the Colonel’s secret blend of 11 herbs and spices that makes chicken so finger-lickin’ good!

Okay okay, I’ll be serious. The problem I find myself torn with is questioning the many possible and political motives of the United States government with such “news” and the entirely possible, plausible, and probable fact that there are on-going Chinese intelligence efforts targeted at the United States (and they were caught this time).

It really is pretty damn delicious. The coleslaw too.

And in other news: Berkeley, again, is just begging for an ass-kicking (can we add that to its list of “things to do?”).

Chinese New Year: Louder! Louder!

February 7th, 2008

Happy Chinese New Year! For many Chinese, it is now officially 2008.

The usual round of Chinese merry-making is well on its way, an endless cycle of spending money to buy presents, spending money to buy new clothes, traveling somewhere (hah, that was funny), family and friend meet-n-greets, dining, drinking, smoking, mah-jong (ma jiang), card-playing, red-pocket (hong bao) giving and receiving, well-wishing, paying your respects, toasting your elders and each other, and lighting the motherfucking fire-crackers, baby!

Unlike the United States where it often legal to own a firearm but not play with firecrackers or fireworks, the Chinese blast that shit nonstop for something like 2-3 days straight. It is not just loud, it is pervasive…so much so that the Chinese even gleefully wonder aloud if the Koreans to the north and those despicable Japanese can hear all of China celebrating in glorious unison painting the streets red (with spent firecracker shells, not blood, that is). Crack-crack-crack through the night (which is qualitatively different from bang-bang-bang *ahem*) and even through the days, it isn’t just noise, but is also plenty of beautiful fire flowers (yan hua) amongst the residential buildings throughout the city. No silly fire-safety codes here, there’s no problem with a nice big firework exploding right next to your window to shower the facade of your tower with bright gleeming burning particles of celebration.

To say Chinese New Year is festive would be an understatement.

5 About.com Insights about the Chinese?

January 28th, 2008

I’ll be honest, it is far easier being a critic than an advocate. It is easier to rip apart something than to build something up. It is easier destroying than creating.

In science, we call it “peer-review.”

And it’s a good concept, fully embraced by all those warm-fuzzy notions of democracy and freedom of speech.

So I’m going to keep on doing it.

About.com recently made a stab at that huge (but often elusive) China market pie by launching a Chinese version of their basic preimse named Abang.com. In doing so, they ostensibly figured out a few things that would improve their chances of success. I’ll repost them below with my comments:

1- Chinese don’t trust professional-looking sites
While US-users tend to trust a professionally put-together site, Chinese users have the opposite reaction and are highly skeptical. Chinese users presume that a professional-looking site was put together to promote a product or service. “Chinese have suffered from propaganda and soft content for so long that they are very savvy,” Roberts said. “Instead of believing what a professional site says, users in China prefer to ask a bulletin board to hear what anonymous users post in reply.”

I’m going to disagree with this and mostly due to the use of adjectives. What is “professional” anyway? What we’re really talking about here is subjective aesthetics and, yes, different cultures with different backgraounds often have different tastes. Can we say that the “Chinese have suffered from propaganda and soft content for so long” and that’s why they like one type of “design” over another? Yes, but that’s not really capturing the full picture.  

I used to (still do, actually) say the Chinese prefer “cluttered” websites, with such a “jungle” of text and links on each page that I don’t even know where to begin looking before being overwhelmed by the “Where’s Waldo” of it all. Like most Westerners, I don’t mind having a lot of content on a single page as long as it is all organized in a logically digestible fashion. The problem is, what is “organized” and what is “logical” to me may not be the same things for Chinese users.

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The Chinese shoud ignore what foreigners think

January 27th, 2008

I’m going to take some time to dissect and respond to a recent opinion/commentary article published recently on China Daily by a certain Huang Qing, whose authority comes from being a “council member of China Foundation of International Studies.” Titled “The world warms to China’s peaceful rise,” it is already thick with the suggestive rhetoric that is common with most headlines and narrative reeking of propogandic origins. What really ruffles my feathers isn’t just the language, but also the manipulation of information presented throughout the article. The piece is reprinted in full below with my comments should you not want to jump to the original article:

It is a media tradition to look back at what has happened in the past year and how things will go in the year ahead. For Western media in general, a popular topic in the recent year-ender and prediction season is China.

The Independent (daily newspaper) of Great Britain, for example, ran a series of articles about China on its online edition earlier this month. The authors described China as the world’s newest superpower, the third largest economy in the world, the leading consumer society and an engine of economic growth. They said China’s contribution to the world economy surpassed that of the US, that “Owned by China” will one day be as common as “Made in China” and that China’s culture of innovation will spread to the rest of the world, and so on.

Uh….

  1. It wasn’t a series of articles. At best, it was two articles and two authors in a sea of articles about the circumstances surrounding the death of Pakiston’s former Prime Minister Bhutto.
  2. Only one article discussed China as an emerging superpower while the other focused on arts and culture.
  3. Despite the glowing summary given above, it isn’t too difficult to read the actual Independent article itself in context, which leads us to…
  4. “Hungriest (and most polluting) consumer” does not mean “leading consumer society” and…
  5. There is not a single mention of “China’s culture of innovation” much less it spreading to the rest of the world…”and so on.”

…so, not exactly.

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China: Now with 10% more freedom for journalists!

January 27th, 2008

Just because this sort of nonsense deserves to reach as many people as possible so everyone can collectively be annoyed or have a jolly good laugh, I’m reposting an article fresh off Danwei here:

CCTV is making up news stories again with a report titled Olympic press freedom hailed by foreign media:

It’s been a year since the government issued regulations giving foreign journalists more freedom to cover stories in the country.

China will provide better assistance, a better environment, and better access for foreign reporters to work in the country. Senior officials reiterated this commitment at an annual reception for journalists from around the world.

Liu Jianchao, Foreign Ministry Spokesman said “Throughout the year, we’ve found the journalists have enjoyed better access to information. We expect more journalists to come to China provide better assistance for them.”

Read the rest here.

Many foreigners might read that and think the Chinese government must think we’re all idiots. Not exactly. This sort of nonsense, albeit digested by you in English, is all available first in Chinese where it is read by, well, the Chinese. Duh, you say, right? Well, wait a second there. The import of that fairly obvious statement is that the vast majority of the Chinese honestly don’t have much exposure or experience with information and opinions that differ from what is fed by the government and the government controlled media. Moreover, do you think there are more Chinese people reading that report (in Chinese) or foreigners (in English)?

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Any chance for a serious relationship with Chinese girls?

January 27th, 2008

As an expat in China, I’m accustomed to many foreign men being secure in their assessment that Chinese girls are “easy” and that China is a great place to get laid with satisfying frequency. Every once in awhile, however, I do encounter the odd newbie who has just arrived, is largely ignorant of what things are like here, and admirably naive idealistic in their notions of romance, dating, and love.  

A World Without Thieves
Image shamelessly stolen from Billy Law’s Shisso. 

I ran across this forum thread quite awhile ago. A young man from a “country with rather mild income differences and [where] personal wealth is not the first thing to consider when people look for a relationship” posts several questions asking about where he can find a “proper well-educated and financially independent” Chinese girl. He even says: “We want to find ‘the match between souls.’”

Hilarity ensues. 

3. No one in China gives a $#!t what people in your country look for in a relationship, “match between souls” or not. Okay, not no one, but very few people. You have to understand that you likely come from a country where your income or personal wealth is vastly different from those here in China. It doesn’t matter if there’s “mild” disparity in your country, there is large disparity between you and them HERE. You can operate by whatever principles of love you wish, it is your life, but do not fool yourself into thinking that they’ll eschew their own priorities and mindsets to adopt your’s. You may find yourself horribly disappointed when she responds to all your “soulmate” talk by asking when you’re going to buy a house for her, whether or not you’ll let her handle all the finances, and how much allowance she should give you per mounth.

There’s even a good breakdown of the types of girls any guy is likely to meet at the bars and nightclubs in China…and more importantly, how to identify which is which.

4. If the girl is with a group of older or shady looking men, possibly dressed provocatively, probably with other girls of similar appearance: probably “xiao jies” whether hired at the venue or brought by the guys in the group from outside. They’re here to enjoy a free night of partying and drinking on someone else’s coin by looking pretty and giving their attentions to the males in the group. They’re there to stroke egos and may be paid for it. Any activities between them and the men afterwards may or may not be negotiable and may or may not be definite. Do not try approaching these girls, no matter how hot they are, mostly because the guys will think you’re poaching their women. The women themselves will not likely be receptive to you anyway because they’re there for the other guys and not as free-agents. 

With all of the responses on the thread (some of which include plenty of tough love) and when I find myself teaching such lads the ropes, I’m reminded of the movie, “A World Without Thieves.” But…would I be Andy Lau (Wang Bo) or You Ge (Uncle Bill)?

Absolut Ice Bar Shanghai CLOSED

January 27th, 2008

Asia’s first ice bar” opened in Shanghai late last June 2007. About six months later, by January 2008, it was gone, its signage boasting the venerable Absolut brand removed and its pseudo-crystaline carcass still adorning a cranny of the Infiniti complex that is probably better known for being home to Shanghai’s Babyface nightclub.

Courtesy of SmartShanghai.com
Image shamelessly stolen from SmartShanghai…because I’m a bitch. 

I remember walking along Huai Hai Zhong Lu that day when it first opened. It definitely had a big opening as far as decorations were concerned but I don’t recall there being a steady stream of people waiting to get in. Of course, I could’ve just been passing by too early in the evening. It wasn’t until much later in 2007 that I actually opted to venture to the venue and check it out. There was some special event featuring a fashion show. Mildly curious about seeing the ice bar in person, I arrived only to find out that the ice bar itself wasn’t part of the event. Instead, it was held in an ajoining bar and dining area that, well, isn’t made entirely of ice…and therefore a much less interesting novelty. There certainly was a lot of people at the venue there, but after enduring a magic show and a lame fashion show with the ugliest models you could imagine, the place emptied out pretty quickly.

Yeah, not going back anytime soon.

Now, it appears I’ll never get a chance to see Shanghai’s Absolut Ice Bar either, which once issued a press release promising to “remain the coolest and trendiest place in the city.

Yeah.

Okay, I don’t begrudge them the usual optimistic marketing jargon but the restaurant business (bars and nightclubs included) has always been a risky business. In a city like Shanghai, venues come and go, popping up and shuttering with enough quickness for one to wonder if money laundering was what it was all about. I’ve covered Pegasus here before but beyond that, there’s a never-ending list of failed party-places of all sizes and shapes: Arena, CK Why Not, Club G-Spot (I kid you not), etc. etc. etc. Who knows, maybe big bad Attica on the Bund may be next, judging by the poor turnout it had this past New Year’s Eve when compared to a packed house the year before when it was still fresh and new. I can definitely say I’ve dropped by a few times only to promptly leave upon finding a relatively empty venue…and it isn’t a party when you have a big space with few partiers.

The echoes of Absolut’s failure in Shanghai can be found on the internet. Their official website (www.absoluteicebarshanghai.com) is gone, registered as it was late last February and still valid until 2009. Google hasn’t even fully updated its cached search results for the website, still showing a link inside the website that no longer exists.

The whims of those vice-seekers are hard to pin-point. Some businesses succeed, others fail, and the possible reasons for this or that are always legion.